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A successful woman is one who can build a firm foundation with bricks others have thrown at her.
Unknown

A little girl seeks revenge. A real woman moves on while karma does her dirty work.
Unknown

You were born to be real, not to be perfect.
Unknown

Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.
Tina Fey

    :) A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.
    :) A cosmetic is a boon to every woman, but a girl’s best friend is still a near sighted man.
    :) A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
    :) A Frenchwoman, when double- Bycrossed, will kill her rival; the Italian woman would rather kill her deceitful lover; the Englishwoman simply breaks off relations- Bybut they all will console themselves with another man.
    :) A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species. – By Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
    :) A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery. – By Diana Sturm
    :) A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right
    :) A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction. – By Oscar Wilde
    :) A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. – By Chauncey Mitchell Depew
    :) A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”
    :) A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. – By Arnold Haultain
    :) A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead. (Double Dynamite)
    :) A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. – By Groucho Marx
    :) A woman is like a tea bag – By you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. – By Eleanor Roosevelt
    :) A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.

When it’s real, you’ll know, you won’t be confused about it.
Unknown

Lift up your head princess. If not, the crown falls.
Unknown

Don’t rely on men but don’t shun them either.
Jennifer Aniston

Ladies you deserve to be his first place girl, not his just in case girl.
Unknown

No matter how many times you tell a girl she is beautiful, she will never believe you if she doesn’t believe in herself.
Katherine Beaulieu

Boys are like purses. You’re always gonna have that one boy that you’re always comfortable with and you know you’ll always kind of like. That’s your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don’t want to be seen with.
Lauren Conrad

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