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"Gossip Girl: Pilot (#1.1)" (2007)
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Better lock it down with Nate, B. Clock is ticking.
Serena van der Woodsen: Blair. Maybe we could meet tonight?
Blair Waldorf: I'd love to! But I'm doing something with Nate tonight.
Serena van der Woodsen: The Palace. 8:00? Nate will wait.
Gossip Girl: [narration; voice-over] Spotted at the Constance Billard Steps, S & B power struggle.
Blair Waldorf: I could only do... half hour?
Serena van der Woodsen: Thanks for making the time.
Blair Waldorf: You're my best friend.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Did B think S would go down without a fight? Or can these two hotties work it out? There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good cat fight. And this could be a classic.
Gossip Girl: And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. Xoxo, GossipGirl
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.
Gossip Girl: Why so thirsty, S? You may have won B over, but we still think you're hiding something.
Gossip Girl: Did B think S would go down without a fight? Or can these two hotties work it out? There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good catfight. And this could be a classic.
Gossip Girl: And who am I? That's another secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. Xo xo Gossip Girl
Gossip Girl: Gossip Girl here your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhatten's elite
"Gossip Girl: Much 'I Do' About Nothing (#1.18)" (2008)
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Leave it to Blair Waldorf to know bitches don't just happen; they're made.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] The only thing feared by the spawn of Satan? Mom and Dad.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Dearly beloved we are gathered here today in the face of this company to watch this man and this woman totally eff things up.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Bitches don't just happen, they're made. By parents more wicked than their offspring.
[last lines]
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] They say a leopard can't change his spots, but some things do change. The path not taken can become a road trip. Being grounded can lead to something groundbreaking. And whether they're sweating it out on the sultry sidewalks... or cooling their heels in the Hamptons, no one does summer like New Yorkers. Grab your shades and your sunblock. This one looks like a scorcher. Until then, you know you love me, XOXO... Gossip Girl.
Gossip Girl: Bitches don't just happen, their made. By parents more wicked than their offspring.
"Gossip Girl: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate (#1.13)" (2008)
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] What's the difference between gossip and scandal? So glad you asked UES forever. Anyone can commit a minor indiscretion and generate a day's worth of buzz, but in order for gossip to birth a true scandal, it requires the right person to be in the wrong place.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Take one "it" girl on a pedestal, add a crowd eager to see her fall, and give them the means to knock her down.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] And for a scandal to really blow up, all it needs is an unexpected turn.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Looks like the virgin queen isn't as pure as she pretended to be. Who's your daddy, B, baby daddy that is. Two guys in one week, talk about doing the nasty, or should I just say being nasty.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] One good scandal deserves another. Wonder who's going down next? Everybody if B has anything to say about it. You know you love me. Xoxo Gossip Girl.
"Gossip Girl: In the Realm of the Basses (#2.14)" (2009)
[last lines]
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Ah, me. The year's scarcely turned and already the secrets have begun. Where will it end this time? The new year isn't about what happened, it's about what's to come. But the past is always with us, just waiting to mess with the present. And when it does, I'll be watching. XOXO. Gossip Girl.
[first lines]
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Gossip Girl here, welcoming you to the new year, when Manhattenites, who flew south for the sun, return to their Park Avenue perches. Which means I have a lot of catching up to do. Word is, Serena van der Woodsen tangoed in the new year in the plazas of Buenos Aires. Guess that means Lonely Boy was all alone when the clock tolled twelve. And what of Little J? Rumor is she's trading runways for hallways. So long high fashion, hello high school.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] One thing about being on the top of the world, it gives you a long, long way to fall.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Pop quiz: What do you get when you cross Chuck Bass, a billion dollars and Bart cold in the ground?
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Spotted at Victrola: Lonely Boy and Chuck Bass having heart to heart. What or who do they have talk about? And will Serena will be the last to know?
"Gossip Girl: The Ex-Files (#2.4)" (2008)
[last lines]
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] But if Queen S would do this to D, are any of us safe? Bow down or bow out. XOXO, Gossip Girl.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Sound the trumpets, strumpets.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Looks like Humphrey defied our great expectations and Waldorf's rules of order. Daring to date before Serena? It's only a matter of time before it's off with his head - or hers.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Spotted: A beautiful blond phoenix rising from the ashes of a major public humiliation.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Welcome back queen Serena. Consider us your humble servants, cause if looks could kill, we wouldn't wanna be Dan Humphrey.
"Gossip Girl: Gone with the Will (#2.15)" (2009)
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] When most people lose a parent, they inherit sorrow, loss and a closet full of outdated clothes. But on the Upper East Side, death's sad chapter comes with a silver lining, or a gold one, if your relatives invested wisely in precious metals.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Hold on to your floppy cable-knit hats, kids. Lonely Boy's secret is out and this one's a doozie. D wasn't cheating, but there's definitely a third party involved. Seems D and S share a sibling. While I'm always a fan of star-crossed lovers, at least Romeo and Juliet didn't share DNA.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Is lowly Lonely Boy cheating on our queen? Sound unlikely? Does the name Georgina ring a bell? Get out your shovels and start digging the dirt, kids. Gossip Girl's gonna need a little help getting to the bottom of this mess.
[last lines]
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] The problem with inheritance is that it's not always as simple as it sounds. Sometimes you get more than you bargained for or you discover that in gaining one thing, you've lost something else. But every once in a while, the fates smile upon you, and you get the one thing you really need. XOXO. Gossip Girl.
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"Gossip Girl: Pilot (#1.1)" (2007)
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Better lock it down with Nate, B. Clock is ticking.
Serena van der Woodsen: Blair. Maybe we could meet tonight?
Blair Waldorf: I'd love to! But I'm doing something with Nate tonight.
Serena van der Woodsen: The Palace. 8:00? Nate will wait.
Gossip Girl: [narration; voice-over] Spotted at the Constance Billard Steps, S & B power struggle.
Blair Waldorf: I could only do... half hour?
Serena van der Woodsen: Thanks for making the time.
Blair Waldorf: You're my best friend.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Did B think S would go down without a fight? Or can these two hotties work it out? There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good cat fight. And this could be a classic.
Gossip Girl: And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. Xoxo, GossipGirl
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.
Gossip Girl: Why so thirsty, S? You may have won B over, but we still think you're hiding something.
Gossip Girl: Did B think S would go down without a fight? Or can these two hotties work it out? There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good catfight. And this could be a classic.
Gossip Girl: And who am I? That's another secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. Xo xo Gossip Girl
Gossip Girl: Gossip Girl here your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhatten's elite
"Gossip Girl: Much 'I Do' About Nothing (#1.18)" (2008)
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Leave it to Blair Waldorf to know bitches don't just happen; they're made.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] The only thing feared by the spawn of Satan? Mom and Dad.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Dearly beloved we are gathered here today in the face of this company to watch this man and this woman totally eff things up.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Bitches don't just happen, they're made. By parents more wicked than their offspring.
[last lines]
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] They say a leopard can't change his spots, but some things do change. The path not taken can become a road trip. Being grounded can lead to something groundbreaking. And whether they're sweating it out on the sultry sidewalks... or cooling their heels in the Hamptons, no one does summer like New Yorkers. Grab your shades and your sunblock. This one looks like a scorcher. Until then, you know you love me, XOXO... Gossip Girl.
Gossip Girl: Bitches don't just happen, their made. By parents more wicked than their offspring.
"Gossip Girl: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate (#1.13)" (2008)
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] What's the difference between gossip and scandal? So glad you asked UES forever. Anyone can commit a minor indiscretion and generate a day's worth of buzz, but in order for gossip to birth a true scandal, it requires the right person to be in the wrong place.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Take one "it" girl on a pedestal, add a crowd eager to see her fall, and give them the means to knock her down.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] And for a scandal to really blow up, all it needs is an unexpected turn.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Looks like the virgin queen isn't as pure as she pretended to be. Who's your daddy, B, baby daddy that is. Two guys in one week, talk about doing the nasty, or should I just say being nasty.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] One good scandal deserves another. Wonder who's going down next? Everybody if B has anything to say about it. You know you love me. Xoxo Gossip Girl.
"Gossip Girl: In the Realm of the Basses (#2.14)" (2009)
[last lines]
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Ah, me. The year's scarcely turned and already the secrets have begun. Where will it end this time? The new year isn't about what happened, it's about what's to come. But the past is always with us, just waiting to mess with the present. And when it does, I'll be watching. XOXO. Gossip Girl.
[first lines]
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Gossip Girl here, welcoming you to the new year, when Manhattenites, who flew south for the sun, return to their Park Avenue perches. Which means I have a lot of catching up to do. Word is, Serena van der Woodsen tangoed in the new year in the plazas of Buenos Aires. Guess that means Lonely Boy was all alone when the clock tolled twelve. And what of Little J? Rumor is she's trading runways for hallways. So long high fashion, hello high school.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] One thing about being on the top of the world, it gives you a long, long way to fall.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Pop quiz: What do you get when you cross Chuck Bass, a billion dollars and Bart cold in the ground?
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Spotted at Victrola: Lonely Boy and Chuck Bass having heart to heart. What or who do they have talk about? And will Serena will be the last to know?
"Gossip Girl: The Ex-Files (#2.4)" (2008)
[last lines]
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] But if Queen S would do this to D, are any of us safe? Bow down or bow out. XOXO, Gossip Girl.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Sound the trumpets, strumpets.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Looks like Humphrey defied our great expectations and Waldorf's rules of order. Daring to date before Serena? It's only a matter of time before it's off with his head - or hers.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Spotted: A beautiful blond phoenix rising from the ashes of a major public humiliation.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Welcome back queen Serena. Consider us your humble servants, cause if looks could kill, we wouldn't wanna be Dan Humphrey.
"Gossip Girl: Gone with the Will (#2.15)" (2009)
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] When most people lose a parent, they inherit sorrow, loss and a closet full of outdated clothes. But on the Upper East Side, death's sad chapter comes with a silver lining, or a gold one, if your relatives invested wisely in precious metals.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Hold on to your floppy cable-knit hats, kids. Lonely Boy's secret is out and this one's a doozie. D wasn't cheating, but there's definitely a third party involved. Seems D and S share a sibling. While I'm always a fan of star-crossed lovers, at least Romeo and Juliet didn't share DNA.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Is lowly Lonely Boy cheating on our queen? Sound unlikely? Does the name Georgina ring a bell? Get out your shovels and start digging the dirt, kids. Gossip Girl's gonna need a little help getting to the bottom of this mess.
[last lines]
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] The problem with inheritance is that it's not always as simple as it sounds. Sometimes you get more than you bargained for or you discover that in gaining one thing, you've lost something else. But every once in a while, the fates smile upon you, and you get the one thing you really need. XOXO. Gossip Girl.
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