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3 boys proposed a girl
.
1st: Mai tmhare lye apni
jaan de skta hu
.
Girl: Wo to sab kehte hain .

2nd: Mai tmhare lye chand
tare torkar la sakta hu
.
Girl: Purana dailouge hai
.

3rd: Main tumhe apni
facebook id ka password
dunga
.
Girl: Ankho me ansu k sath
Pagal itna chahta hai muje :P =D
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I read this article that said typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast.
Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.

Skinny people piss me off!
Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat."
Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

A friend of mine confused her Valium
with her birth control pills...
She had 14 kids, but she doesn't care.

They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that chatty but the other day I asked it, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?"
Clear as a bell my body said,
"Listen girlfriend...do it and you die."